What a Beautiful Chocolate Man: Violet Crumble

Another awesome creation of Nestle, The Violet Crumble. This is my all time favorite candy bar. It's a chocolate covered honeycomb bar. How great is that? Imagine bees working hard, day and night just to get some honey, then some greedy dude smokes their hive and gets their honey and turns it into this delicious candy bar. I mean what's better than taking away something from something or someone in which they worked hard on for days, then just devouring it, right?

Violet Crumble has this rough texture kind of like golden sand which melts in your mouth. I think the story behind how this gold like candy bars were made is that, Midas who can turn anything into gold, touched a lot of chocolate bars, then he said to himself, "hmmm this is just too good to share with the people, I should probably be a greedy bastard and hide this somewhere safe.." So he went inside this cave and dumped all of it there, after how many years of eating golden chocolate bars, he developed diabetes and died. And he never mentioned where he hid the chocolate bars to anyone before he died. So nobody knew where it was. Until one day, a team of archeologists from Nestle went into an expedition in the mountains of Tibet and found a cave where the legendary golden candy bars were. They just hauled it out and sold it for the world to enjoy what Midas had been keeping to himself thousands of years ago. The archeologists said in a press conference, "If you wanna know how the Earth's crust really looks like or even taste like? Well all you have to do is just break this bitchin' bar in half and go see for yourself.."

But today, the supply of Violet Crumble is diminishing, and it's really hard to find one in the convenient stores. So if you ever stumble upon a store which sells these bad boys, I suggest you buy one or even all of it, because once you've had a piece of it, you're gonna want to be greedy like that bastard Midas.

True story..