Shake and Bake: Candy Pizza

This is how sick and weird some people can be. A candy flavored pizza, how insanely AWESOME!!!!!! Just think of how many calories that bad boy contains? One slice of it and you'll surely get 17 shots of insulin or something. It's every child's dream and every diabetic persons nightmare. People who eat this probably gets super active then goes into a coma for a month or so.

Shake and Bake: Taco Pizza

TACO TOWN!!!!!!!!!! MEXICALI!!!! ERIC MORALES!!!! The Taco Pizza is an awesome creation, it's literally a pizza with just taco toppings. Salsa, ground beef, corn chips, lettuce, and whatever there is in a taco is just dumped on top of a pizza dough.

Shake and Bake: Anchovy Pizza

I smell something fishy! Fish in my pizza?! FOR SHAME! When I first heard of anchovies, and saw it in cartoons on TV where the characters don't like it, I thought to myself, maybe it's really bad. But when I got to try it, it felt like a school of dilis fish are dancing thriller in my mouth and doing high fives while at it. This pizza is just so good because it's made with caramelized onion and anchovies. So the sweetness of the caramelized onion battles it out with the saltyness of the anchovy. It gives my tongue an orgasmic seizure, because it can't decide on which taste it's going to side, the sweet one, or the salty one.

Shake and Bake: Garlic and Cheese Pizza

Simple yet brilliant! This very simple flavor of pizza is just something that you wouldn't get tired of eating. The Shakey's Garlic and Cheese flavored pizza is a very light, yet tasty dish. You just have to go to your neighbor's garden then secretly gather 10 garlic cloves, then get some cheese from the dairy farm down the road, then you're all set to go. Better be careful because if you get caught then you're gonna be meat lovers pizza ingredient!

Shake and Bake: Bacon Cheeseburger Pizza

Awesome blossom! This pizza is like a creation from Wendy's. It's like they said "hey let's grind the Bacon Mushroom Melt and make it into a pizza!" Yeah, I guess that's how this pizza was made, they just couldn't think of anything else to do with their products so they decided to experiment with it. And it worked!

Like all other pizzas, it's made with pizza dough, tomato sauce, mozarella cheese, but the toppings are burger like, it has ground beef and bacon bits. Awesome!

Shake and Bake: Barbecue Chicken Pizza

Charcoal + Fire + Grill + Chicken + Pizza + Backyard = One hell of a good pizza, that's what it is! Barbecue Chicken Pizza is a great flavor in which everyone can enjoy. It's made up of pizza dough, with tomato sauce, mozarella cheese, some garlic and onions, some basil I think, or something herb-like, then some chicken pieces, then drenched with barbecue sauce.

It feels like an American barbecue at a neighbors backyard on a Sunday afternoon in your mouth!

Shake and Bake: White Cheese Pizza

But if you're thinkin' about my baby, it don't matter if you're black or WHITE! teke te nen te nen AWW! Just like how Michael Jackson sang it, thank you MJ you're the best there is, may you rest in peace!

Michael Jackson said that it don't matter if you're black or white. But you see, he didn't give into consideration pizzas here. White pizzas are still the best! Not being racist or anything but, who would eat a black pizza, I mean, that thing is burnt, it's like eating charcoal mehn!

I think when Michael Jackson ate a white pizza, his skin suddenly said "hey this is awesome stuff, we should be like this!" So there, his skin turned white because it thought that it would be great to have a complexion like that of a white cheese pizza!