Shake and Bake: Four Cheese Pizza

Not 1, not 2, definitely not 3, but 4! Four cheese pizza is the best cheese pizza there is. I don't know why 4 is such a magic number, maybe because it's even, or maybe there's just something magical about it. One of the reasons why I think it's a magical number is that, the number 4 is used in a lot of cool things like the 4th of July, Fantastic 4, 4 rules in mathematics, 4 suits in a card game, 4 seasons in a year, 4 food groups, The Beatles had 4 members, 4 cardinal directions, 4 sides in a square, 4 members in a quartet, Magic Flakes has 4 crackers, and this pizza has 4 cheeses in it. I think if you exceed 4 it'll just destroy the flavor, or maybe something bad will happen like the world would explode or the waters would turn into blood or something. If you make it less than four then maybe it's just not right, it's weird and the taste it just not that good, it's like licking a rock and drinking a zesto that's been left under the sun for quite some time in a hot summer day.