Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Don't Hate The Playa, Hate The Game: Mortal Kombat vs DC Universe


This game is either one of the coolest or one of the funniest fighting games that was ever created. Mortal Kombat vs DC Universe is a fighting game that lets you use awesome-no-mercy-shit-killing biznatches from Mortal Kombat or use the super-strength-don't-harm-your-enemy-and-just-lock-them-up-in-jail pussies from DC Universe. But they're both awesome when beating up one another.

The story of the game goes like this, some doofus enemy from DC Universe made like a portal of pussyness in order to escape from Superman because he was getting bitchslapped all the time. So when he made the portal to runaway to Neverland, this genius Superman blasted him with a I'm gonna ruin the world ray whatever from his eyes or something. So what happened then is that, the ray thingy majigger created a weird portal that made some of the bozos from Mortal Kombat world to transport to planet Earth. So all sorts of crazy shit had happened then, and the DC Universe good guys team up with the Mortal Kombat good guys in order to save their worlds.

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