Monday, June 29, 2009

If You're Not Prepared To Do The Time, Then Don't Do The Crime: Captain America

This dude is one hell of an awesome superhero. Captain America is a lean mean killing machine. His secret identity is Steve Rogers, a sickly young man who was enhanced to the peak of human perfection by an experimental serum in order to aid the United States war effort. Captain America wears a costume that bears an American flag motif, and is armed with an indestructible shield that can be thrown as a weapon.

Captain America does not have any super flying power shiz, no ray gun coming out of his nipples, no I-don't-like-to-fight invisibility powers, no regenerating tissue powers. What he does have are just some steroids flowing through his blood stream and an indestructible shield to beat up anyone who goes in his way.

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