Ice Ice Baby: Wendy's Frosty

FROSTYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! One of the best things fast food chains all over the world has to offer, The Frosty. A chocolate flavored soft served ice cream that has both sweetness and a bit of saltyness present in its taste. This is one of the best ice creams that I have ever eaten in my entire life. But it got me thinking, how did this little sucker get into this world?

I did some research and I stumbled upon this old news article of how this ice cream was created. It actually has a dark story behind it. Do you see that little redhead girl in the yellow cup, that's Wendy, now she might look sweet, but deep inside she's a psycho. So the story goes like this.

One day, she went on a trip to Disneyland and she saw Donald Duck and Frosty the Snowman hanging out in a nearby bench. They were smoking pot and were a bit high so they were talking about all sorts of bullcrap. Then Wendy approached them and asked if she could get a picture with them. Both Donald Duck and Frosty the Snowman said no because they were busy talking about how the water in the toilet flushes differently in some parts of the world. They even teased her about her freckles and how she looked stupid in that blue dress. So she was heartbroken and told them that they were bad cartoons, and that she thought they were a good influence to kids all over the world. Since Wendy's mom had schizophrenia, she also inherited this sickness. So later that afternoon, when Frosty the Snowman was all alone in an alley; Wendy whacked him at the back of his head knockking him unconscious. Dragging his cold body, Wendy placed him in an ice cream maker and added chocolate. There he was turned into a soft served chocolate ice cream. Wendy then approached Donald Duck asking if he wanted an ice cream cone. Since it was a hot summer day, and he was having munchies, he accepted the ice cream and said that it was the best ice cream he has ever had. Wendy said "I know it's the best..." and she then gave a devlish grin. After a year, they found out how Frosty the Snowman went missing and traced it back to Wendy with the help of some witnesses. She was locked up in a mental hospital and was never heard of ever again.

That's how the Frosty got invented and why it's called that way..

True story..