"It might be summer time in the Hamptons, but it is snowin' up in here. Grab me my boots Tony because I'm about to go skiing!" -Latrell Spencer
That was a quote from the awesome movie White Chicks. You see, in the movie Latrell was just walking into a party with his personal assistant Tony, and they were spotting for chicks. But in the uncut version of the movie, he was eating a Dairy Queen Blizzard while walking to the party.
Dairy Queen Blizzard is my all time favorite ice cream. I don't get tired of eating this heavenly creation. You see eating a Blizzard is like experiencing a whole new level of dairyness. The taste of the milk creates a soothing feeling in your mouth which feels like a herd of cows are being milked by farmers while dancing with joy on top of your tongue. The coldness of the ice cream creates a feeling of a cold breeze of air when you open the freezer on a hot summer day. And the taste of the sweets that are mixed into the ice cream is like having a tour inside Willy Wonka's Factory, and just eating everything there is that you see.
I think it should be called Dairy King because come on, mixing sweets with it ranging from cookies to sprinkles, all the way down to fruits is just absolutely great. I mean if they mix Spongebob Squarepants with it, then I'd be all like damn, that some perfect fun awesome ice cream. Why? Because everyone loves Spongebob Squarepants, I mean come on, who doesn't love a Yellow Sponge who lives under a pineapple under the sea, and he wears pants. Right? Right? So there, I think if they put him there, or mix him with the ice cream, I think they'll run out all of the other ice cream businesses there is in this world.
Dairy Queen Blizzards are LEGEN- wait for it! and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the next word is gonna be -DAIRY!
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