I have saved the best for last! The mother of all chocolates! The bengga of benggas! The shiznit of all shiznits! The--okay that's enough. This right here, is the greatest creation of mankind. I have to give kudos to the Japanese for this. It's the best thing to place chocolate on. What's that? Hell yeah! Potato Chips!
Royce is hands down pure genius. I mean who ever thought of putting chocolate on a potato chip? What's that? Oh yeah you got that right, ROYCE! At first I found it weird, I was all like "Dude what the hell, chocolate on potato chips, that's messed up.." But damn after eating a piece of it, it's like a switch was turned on and I became a whole new person. The sweetness of the chocolate and the saltyness of the potato chip was like a battle of two empires in my mouth, like the battle of the spartans against the persian empire, each one trying to claim what is rightfully theirs; which is my tastebuds. My emotions suddenly changed, I felt contentment and happiness. There was an intense surge of energy that flowed throughout my body. My view on things changed. I perceived things differently than what I used to. The world became more colorful, food tasted better, and people were better.
After the second potato chip, I heard trumpets, harps, and chimes playing, and there were angels coming down from heaven, reaching out to me, handing me a box of royce potato chips. Then at some point, I even saw Moses with all the beard and robes and that wooden staff he always carried around with him.
After that, there was silence. I got down on my knees and cried, saying to myself "This is not messed up. I'm the one who's messed up, my life will be messed up without this.. This is no mere creation of man, this is God speaking to us in a form of crispy potato chips drenched in chocolate.."
Since then, I was a new person. I started going to Church to hear mass every Sunday. Donated to charity weekly, and volunteered to help those who are in need whenever I had free time to do so. I was also changed in my ways of studying. I never cut my classes, I recite all the time, I'm always 30 minutes early before my class starts... even though I only have 10 minute intervals between classes. I also do my homework everynight and study for the lessons 3 weeks ahead of time.
That's how Royce changed my life.
True story.
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