Nestle is just on a role! I don't know if the people working there are Chocolate Gods, but damn, their definition of chocolate is just mind blowing. Here's another brilliant creation. Maltesers, a malt honeycomb covered chocolate ball of pure genius. It's like a shrunken beehive covered in chocolate.
These chocolate balls are so damn good, it could kill a person or even destroy a ship. I think during the war of 1812 the Americans won because of Maltesers. They were running out of ammo, and these two American soldiers said, "hey dude, I don't think we're gonna make it, we're all running out of ammo.. There's a crate of Maltesers back in our camp, why don't we just use that?" And so they did, and damn they killed a lot of British. After that, they got all the bullets(Maltesers) from the dead bodies and ate them because they were still good. They even used big ass Maltesers as cannonballs to destroy the ships of their enemies.
True story...
That's how awesome Nestle is, they make these chocolates not just for consumption, but also for destruction..
I love Maltesers! They're like mini Violet Crumbles! And since you can't find Violet Crumble anymore, it's the next best thing.
ReplyDeleteI wish Nestle would make giant ass Maltesers, that would be AWESOME!
Yeah, a Malteser so big, you can crawl inside it and just sit there and die..
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