Ice Ice Baby: Hazelnut Brownie

Dude? Dude?! DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE! These were my first words after I took a bite of this ice cream. Selecta Gold Hazelnut Brownie is one of the things that you'd surely want to eat over and over again. Even if you're already experiencing tonsilitis; you wouldn't feel the pain because all you can feel is satisfaction from eating this divine creation. It's a hazelnut flavored ice cream with chopped brownies mixed with chocolate fudge sauce.

The people at Selecta said that they came up with this flavor, they claimed that they were the ones who created it. Which is entirely false. The true story of how this flavored ice cream came into this world can actually be traced back to the prehistoric times.

December 14, 1965, a group of paleontologists from Russia came across a huge area of what appeared to be a large nesting place during the prehistoric time. The paleontologists excavated over 30 different species of dinosaurs in the desert of Tunisia. After examining the bones, they have learned what caused the dinosaurs extinction. According to Jeff Strakowski, the head paleontologist of the team, when a meteor entered the Earth's atmosphere, it exploded which parts of it were scattered all over the globe. The dinosaurs weren't affected by the impact but they were affected when they made contact with the debris of the meteor.

Here's how Strakowski told the story of how the dinosaurs got extinct. So when the meteor came to earth, the dinosaurs saw it and said, "hey dude, what's that? Let's check it out!" Then they went to it hoping it was food, because the food was scarce because of the ice age. So they said "it smells good, kinda like something edible, should we eat it?" So they did, and it was so good that they weren't able to help but kill each other for a piece of the meteor. This happened all over the globe and that's how the dinosaurs got extinct. Then the ice age came, and the meteors got frozen which became the Hazelnut Brownie Ice Cream.

So it wasn't the meteor that killed them, nor was it the ice age; it was their selfishness that led them to their extinction.

That's why, when you get to try this and experience how awesome it really is, try not to be selfish and share it. Because the things that keep you alive, can sometimes kill you.

True story.