Sunday, June 28, 2009

If You're Not Prepared To Do The Time, Then Don't Do The Crime: Batman


The Batman. For me, he's the best superhero that does not have any superpower, all he has is a costume, some mean fighting skills, a little bit of cool gadgets, and a whole lot of balls. Batman's identity is Bruce Wayne, a a billionaire playboy, industrialist, and philanthropist. Witnessing the murder of his parents as a child, Wayne trains himself both physically and intellectually and dons a bat-themed costume in order to fight crime. He goes around Gotham City fighting crime and beating up bafoons in a jiffy.

The reason why Batman is so amazing is that, he's already got it all, the money, the women, he's already made. But no, he want to risk his life fighting crime, and cleaning the streets of its crime. Now that's what you call, FANTASTIC! He's like Georges St. Pierre, only he's wearing a costume. He's got mean fighting skills. I think he has a black belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Taekwondo, Kickboxing, Judo, Guerilla Jiu-Jitsu, Aikido, a green belt in Capoeira, and a leather belt in Away Kalye. He's insane when it comes to fighting, he jumps from rooftops, then breaks someones arm, then jumps to another one, and breaks someones legs. It just goes on until he's reached 100 gangstas, then he goes home and drinks his scotch and eats caviar.

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