"Come with me if you want to die" -Baconator. This sandwich from hell is just awesome. It's a one way ticket out of this world. Wendy's the Baconator is made up of two quarter pound 100 pure beef patties topped with six slices bacon and cheese. I can still remember the first time I ate this, when I took a bite at it I think my heart stopped beating for like 2 seconds. That's how artery clogging awesome it is!
I've been reading DC comics latelty and I saw this dude, his name is Captain Marvel. He's like superman only he has lightning powers and summons his powers from the Gods by shouting SHAZAAM!. And it got me thinking, "what the hell is his weakness?". I've been theorizing a bit, and I think the Baconator is his weakness. I mean, the way his body is built, he must go to the gym like 6 times a week and follows a strict diet. So his weakness would be a 2000 calorie sandwich from hell, that would make him fat and would not want to do exercise anymore. His enemies should just get a Baconator and shove it down his throat. Let's see how he SHAZAAM's his way out of that.
Just a theory.
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